Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me. I can’t reply, just post it.
(via babebraham)
I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve
(via babebraham)
A gay soldier calls his father shortly after DADT is repealed.
(Father’s dialogue in smaller, italic font above.)
- (X)
(Just noticed this, but I practically teared up again at how he can barely keep still or look at the phone before he tells him but in the last scenes he’s just staring at it and listening to his father with such love and adoration.)
(via oceansbleed)
Stages of friendship.
- Stage 1: writing like a formal essay. All grammar mistakes must be eliminated.
- Stage 2: capitalization can occasionally be forgotten, mistakes can pass without self-drama.
- Stage 3: when texting will sometimes use texting lingo like lol and smileys.
- Stage 4: type so fast you don't notice mistakes.
- Stage 5: all caps or no caps, what is English, only your partner can understand the secret code.
i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over a lot and stuff
(via oceansbleed)
"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."
— (via pluteum)
(Source: another-troubled-soul, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via oceansbleed)
- mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
- me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
